Canasta and an Apértif
Murchison Falls
A sometimes updated account of a budget trip through Africa and beyond!
Murchison Falls
We launched the raft in a calm part of the river, just above Bujagali Falls, to practice the basics. It became clear that our Chinese counterparts had never seen a paddle, let alone attempt to use one. My unease grew steadily. We practiced "FORWARD PADDLE!" about 5 times before we made any progress. We also tried, "RIGHT BACK!" a few times with little success. Then it was "GET DOWN!" where you just hold on for dear life and keep your paddle under your outside arm so it doesn't crack anyone in the face. This was especially difficult for the rest of our little group. To make it clear, we're about to tackle some pretty serious class-5 rapids, and these Chinese people can't paddle, and STILL are not really listening! We also learned about this time that the Polish lady is terrified of water! Unease grew to apprehension as I thought, "I've never done this before, but it seems like if we don't paddle this raft to the correct part of the river, we might get into some pretty nasty stuff."
Finally, we practiced what to do if the raft flips over while we go careening down the river. Basic stuff, swim away, hold your breath, hope to live. Enok flipped the raft, completely taking off guard the Chinese girl who had been chatting away. I wasn't sure we were going to make the trip at all. We climbed back in, Enok told Kim and I to take the front positions in the raft, and off we went! Bujagali falls is a class-5, and it's the first one. We got caught in some backwards flowing water at the bottom of the second drop, losing two of our passengers in the process! I wasn't sure everyone would want to keep going, but I knew that I was in it for the duration. It was exciting! We continued down the river tackling rapids with names like Sibling Rivalry, Point Break, Overtime, Retrospect, and The Bad Place. At the end, our arms and legs ached from paddling and getting thrown around, and we both had pretty nasty sunburns, but we felt fantastic. It was a great day, ended nicely with a couple of beers and Nile River sunset!
Elie and his wife showed us excellent hospitality. When we first arrived at his home he offered us a drink. "What would you like, Wine, Beer, Fanta, water?" "I'll take a beer" "What kind, Mutzig, Primus, Castle?" "Primus please." Nice right? It gets better. He then sends his cook out into the community (about a 5 minute walk) to fetch a beer for me, he didn't have any of those things he offered. Finally, when he brought a warm beer, he sent him back to find a cold one!
We also got a chance to pepper him with questions, and we learned a lot about Rwanda from his point of view. We talked about the genocide, the overpopulation, and corruption in the government, and much more. Here are a few examples that stand out in my mind.
On the subject of Rwandan's work ethic-- Elie, "I'm going to say something that if you said it, people would call you a racist, but it's OK for me to say. I just don't think it's part of the culture of Rwandans to be hard workers." After hearing how much he suffered, and how hard he worked to send his children to school in Belgium (where he fled during the genocide), I kept thinking to myself that it must be incredibly frustrating for him, a man who wants development and progress, to work with a population who couldn't care less. Sure they want cars and roads and "western" things, but they are not ready to work like Elie has for them.